posted 5 days ago

results went well

and I went shopping with my nan

on the down side I am now really ill

teen wolf and bedd

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

posted 1 week ago via pizza · © y2kid with 556,651 notes

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

lostslightly:

this is why no one texts me

lostslightly:

this is why no one texts me

mydogsnokes:

if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

"I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it."
Haiku by l.s.f.  (via modernmethadone)

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

thewicked-eternity