departured:

but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago

t0nightweride:

Wanting the sex

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

jonasbrothers:

ᗯᕼᗩT? I ᑕᗩᑎT ᕼEᗩᖇ ᑌ OᐯEᖇ TᕼIᔕ ᑕOOᒪ ᗩᔕᔕ ᖴOᑎT

goldella:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

unretrieved:

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willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”