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natashasledger:

my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

(via hotbouys)

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

(via unretrieved)

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: bastardalayne, via unretrieved)

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

(via unretrieved)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via unretrieved)

deair:

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

(via unretrieved)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via unretrieved)